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"Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles"
"Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low,
the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes below $50,000 said polling analyst Lily Willis."
"Interestingly, while polls demonstrated that Trump’s support has softened among rapists more broadly, his approval rating remains safely above water
among the demographic of ephebophiles—those who, like Trump himself, are sexually attracted to teenagers."
"Happy Birthday Jeffrey — and may every day be another wonderful secret." ~Trump
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