No. of Recommendations: 13
Well, sure, you knew this was coming, right?
Unable to arrest MS-13 gang leaders, Mad King Donald Thee Pedophile had to goose the numbers and has now been arresting little old ladies who've been in the United States for decades, graduate students who penned op-eds in favor of Palestinians, and shift workers at one of his favorite fast food franchises: KFC.
Now he has arrested Jesus.
JESUS TERAN FLED PERSECUTION in Venezuela, seeking asylum in the United States in 2021 and joining his family in Imperial, Pennsylvania, half an hour outside Pittsburgh. He was living a version of the American Dream. Beloved by his community, he gave food to the needy, and when they created a communal garden to forge ties between a mostly white church and his more Latino one, Jesus was there, tilling the ground, repairing a faulty tiller, and watering the plants twice a week, according to the Observer-Reporter, a local paper.On July 8, Teran went for a customary check-in at the ICE Pittsburgh field office but was detained and sent to the Moshannon Valley Processing Center in Phillipsburg because, well, ya' gotta' goose those numbers.
Besides, he's clearly a dangerous socialist: he gave food to the poor.
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