Jeffrey Epstein’s just-released emails were the topic of conversation on the cold open of last night's episode of “Saturday Night Live.” On the show, Trumpedo announced that he would be selling very low-res copies of each of the files for the low, low price of $800 and that he had “just ordered the one that says ‘Does Putin have the photo of Trump blowing Bubba?’ We love that one.”

Do I believe that Putin has a photograph of Trump giving former president Clinton a hummer? No.

Well, wait.

Trumpedo did go on and on and on on more than one occasion dreamily chatting about the considerable size of Arnold Palmer's penis.

So maybe, as people are saying -- not me, but many people are saying -- there's a reason he named it, and more than one meaning to, the Big Beautiful Bill.