No. of Recommendations: 15
Trumpedo is summarily executing folks on boats -- kill 'em all -- while also granting pardons to some of the world's most notorious drug lords, like Juan Orlando Hernández, the former president of Honduras who is serving a 45-year prison sentence in the US on drug trafficking and weapons charges.
TRUMPEDO:
“I will be granting a Full and Complete Pardon to Former President Juan Orlando Hernandez who has been, according to many people that I greatly respect, treated very harshly and unfairly.”Umm, the guy “paved a cocaine superhighway to the United States” and helped bring over 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
Trumpedo doesn't give two sh!ts about drugs coming into the United States, as evidenced by his pardons of drug. He just loves murdering brown people in boats and the idea of invading another country.
That's a lot of death, corruption, and war criming to avoid releasing the Epstein files and showing how buddy-buddy he was with the world's biggest pedophile.
From the cover version by Jackson Browne:
Late last night about a quarter past four
Ladanyi come knockin' down my hotel room door
Where's the cocaine
It's runnin' all 'round my brain
I was talking to my doctor down at the hospital
He said, "Son, it says here you're twenty-seven,
But that's impossible
Cocaine you look like you could be forty-five
Now I'm losing touch with reality and I'm almost out of blow
It's such a fine line I hate to see it go
Cocaine, runnin' all 'round my brainhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/tr... 