No. of Recommendations: 10
Thank you Mr. Tiedrich.
Little Donny Fuckface is a liar. we know this.
he lies about everything. he lies as easily as other people breathe.
he lied to get into college. he lied to get out of Vietnam.
he’s lied about hush money and lied about his dead pedo bestie and lied about how tariffs work and lied about his unwinnable war on Iran and lied about being able to point to a camel and lied about his weight and lied about his golf scores and lied about his wealth and lied about a hurricane and lied about a pandemic and lied about his taxes and lied about a million other things.
so should we really by surprised that this lying fuck is now lying about being rescued by firefighters on 9/11?
“never forget. two firemen. we thought it was coming down on top of us, and two firemen, big strong guys, and I’m not the smallest guy in the world, they grabbed me under the arms, said, ‘gotta get outta here.’ and they literally lifted me up. this is not easy to do. I’m big. they lifted me up, they started running with me. I said, ‘fellas, I can run myself.’ but they were amazing. they thought it was coming down.”
fact check: FUCK YOU, YOU DISGUSTING FUCK.
of all the things that never happened, Donny getting saved from Ground Zero has be right up there with things that never happened the most.
make no mistake — two big, strong firemen, tears of relief coursing down their cheeks like few thought possible, did not grab this lying sack of shit under the arms and hustle him away from danger. these imaginary firemen didn’t go ‘sir! sir! we gotta get outta here! sir!’
none of this shit happened.
we know it didn’t happen, because this soft, pampered man-child of privilege wasn’t anywhere near Ground Zero on 9/11. he was in his eyesore of a fake-gold tower, four miles away, phoning into TV stations and bragging about how he now had the tallest building on lower Manhattan.
how do we know this? because there’s a fucking video of it, that’s why.
may I please plagiarize myself? this is what I wrote two days ago, after Lord Shitticus told a different lie about Ground Zero, about how he personally helped clear away the rubble.
of all the lies this fucking liar has told in his fucking lie-strewn life, this one is the most shameful, because it spits in the face of the actual heroes — the first responders and civilian volunteers who actually went down to Ground Zero and sorted through the rubble — many of whom ended up with life-shortening medical issues as a result.
To be a Trumper is to happily live in the alternate reality of Trump's world of lies. How stupid can you be?
