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WASHINGTON—In a historic outcome that promised to halt the rising scourge of the United States in its tracks,
America has defeated America at the ballot box, sources confirmed.
After 248 years of tense and often divisive conflict, we can finally say, that the nation turned out at the polls and delivered a decisive death blow to the nation.
The message was loud and clear: We are sick and tired of our country, and we want it to end.

https://theonion.com/america-defeats-america/

Oh well America, all good things come to and end, we had a hell of a run.

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We come on the ship they call The Mayflower
We come on the ship that sailed the moon
We come in the age's most uncertain hours
And sing an American tune

Oh, and it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
You can't be forever blessed
Still, tomorrow's going to be another working day
And I'm trying to get some rest
That's all I'm trying to get some rest

That, and you can’t fix stupid.

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