Jesus Christ                      Donald Trump                      Jesus Check
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Birthday: 24.12.0000              Birthday: 14.06.1946              no
Worshipped by evangelicals        Worshipped by evangelicals        yes
Promoted peace                    Starts wars                       no
Could multiply fish               Can multiply debts and tariffs    close
Spoke in parables                 Speaks in capital letters         no
Walked on water                   Walks over corpses                no
Gifts from kings from the East    Gifts from kings from the East    yes
Had 12 disciples                  Had 12 younger partners           no
Washed disciples' feet            Kisses Putin's backside           close
Associated with criminals         Associates with criminals         yes
Was betrayed by Judas             Betrays his allies himself        no
Forgave others' sins              Forgives himself every sin        no
Uncritical people believe         Uncritical people believe         yes
Sacrificed himself for man        Sacrifices man for himself        no
Is one with God                   Thinks he is a god                no
Followers have a cross            Some followers have a swastika    close
Healed the sick and lame          Takes away health insurance       no
Death celebrated by millions      Death celebrated by millions      yes