"And, behold, a certain law school professor stood up, and addressed him, saying, what must we do to inherit eternal life on social media?

And JD said unto him, What is written in the algorithmus? how readest thou? And the professor answering said, Thou shalt love all-wise Trump with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and hate thy neighbor as thyself.

And JD said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, be without mercy, spread thy self-hatred by hating thy neighbors, and thou shalt live forever amongst the musky bots, even as a meme after your earthly death.

But the professor said unto JD, what about irl? And who is a neighbor?

And JD answering said, A certain woman went down to Minneapolis, and fell among masked men, which struck her down, and threatened her. And a certain Nurse, as he journeyed, came where she was: and when he saw her, he had compassion on her, and went to her, and stood between her and the masked men, and protected her life. And then the masked men put him to death, and fled. And then I bore false witness against him, and said that the Nurse was an assassin.

Which now of these, asked JD, was neighbor unto her? And the professor said, the Nurse who was slain by the masked men, and cursed by thee. Then said JD unto him, Go, slay, and curse." —Professor Timothy Snyder