Post #14314 by FlyingCircus on the US Policy board

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That decision is so stunningly, awfully crazy it defies all reason.

The phrase "not even wrong" comes to mind.

If it wasn't trying to LEGISLATIVELY INVENT A DEFINITION OF HUMAN LIFE, it might even be as funny as

V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
she floats .... what else floats... etc
King: A Duck!
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
P3: A witch!

But it's not at all funny, not even close.

A wish that every woman in Alabama could move out.

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