No. of Recommendations: 5
Because time is different on the ethereal plane, Rob Reiner and Donald Trump arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time.
St. Peter: What did you do in your life to improve your fellow human's lives, to bring people joy?
Rob Reiner: I think that I made some movies that made people happy for a short while during their brief lives.
SP: Can you name some? We don't have a lot of time to spend watching movies here. We're pretty busy what with all the wars, famines, and disease on Earth.
RR: I directed The Princess Bride, ...
SP: INCONCEIVABLE!!! And yes, I know what that means, and yes it is not really inconceivable since everyone alive eventually shows up here. But I never will have another chance to say that to you. We all love that movie! Welcome home, Rob.
RR: But, I'm Jewish.
SP: Yep, so was I. Hell, so was the big Kahoona's kid.
SP: (Turning to Donald Trump) And how about you? What did you do in your life to improve your fellow human's lives, to bring people joy?
DT: I spent time with some Puerto Ricans tossing them paper towels after a hurricane. I laughed so they must have been happy too.
SP: ... and ...
DT: I gave billions in tax cuts, and people like me were overjoyed to get them.
SP: ... and ...
DT: Everyone I partied with at Jeffery's ...
SP: Stop! (A great maw opens up between DT and SP.) Luci, we've got one for you.
