No. of Recommendations: 3
Advice to the newly formed Pufenstuff navy.
1) If you are going to masquerade as a fishing boat, at lease scatter a few fishing poles and some nets around the deck of your vessel.
2) Don't be cruising around in the dead of night. It looks suspicious and the US can see you at night just as easily as if were daytime.
1. We disable the boat from a distance, and we're armed Pirates, not pretending to be fishermen.
2. We kook like pirates, we fly the flag of Trump over a bitcoin, have a little radar detector that can fire decoy flares, and the ships hull floats even if its flooded. We have a deal going with Trump, but we aren't stupid, we know he has no scruples. We even furnish youngsters for the Mar a Lago spa staff. We get paid in bitcoin and he gets his share of the bitcoin.