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Author: albaby1 🐝 HONORARY
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Subject: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 10:53 AM
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...that he died a long time ago:

https://www.king5.com/article/news/nation-world/ch...



https://parade.com/968666/parade/chuck-norris-joke...
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Author: wzambon 🐝 HONORARY
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 11:02 AM
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Chuck lived by his own lights.

He managed to parlay an average acting talent and an above average black belt proficiency into a stellar financial career.

He was the Markwayne Mullin of martial arts, except that in his prime, he could have wiped the floor with Markwayne, and done it while remaining unfailingly polite.

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Author: g0177325   😊 😞
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 11:46 AM
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RIP. I don't get the joke, but this one I do:

"Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience."
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Author: albaby1 🐝 HONORARY
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 12:20 PM
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RIP. I don't get the joke, but this one I do:

Before he died, the joke was "Chuck Norris actually died twenty years ago, but Death is too scared to tell him...."
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Author: Steve203 🐝  😊 😞
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 12:29 PM
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Before he died, the joke was "Chuck Norris actually died twenty years ago, but Death is too scared to tell him...."

Chuck in his element, in "The Expendables 2".

The Expendables 2 (3/8) Movie CLIP - The Lone Wolf (2012) HD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpqwsexDM0I

Steve
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Author: g0177325   😊 😞
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 1:07 PM
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Before he died, the joke was "Chuck Norris actually died twenty years ago, but Death is too scared to tell him...."

Ok, got it!
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Author: Banksy 🐝🐝 HONORARY
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 1:48 PM
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

RIP Mr. Norris
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Author: g0177325   😊 😞
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Subject: Re: Death finally finds courage to tell Chuck Norris
Date: 03/20/26 2:23 PM
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Before he died, the joke was "Chuck Norris actually died twenty years ago, but Death is too scared to tell him...."

Ok, got it!
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