Halls of Shrewd'm / US Policy
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Trump Says His Funeral Will Draw Much Bigger Crowd Than Ayatollah’s
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump boasted on Monday that his funeral will draw a “much bigger crowd” than that of the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
“The so-called Ayatollah, who was a loser and a terrible person, got a pathetic turnout for his funeral,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “My funeral will draw MILLIONS!”
Claiming that “nobody cares” about Khanenei’s funeral, Trump said he expects the turnout at his funeral to set records, noting, “Every day, people say to me, ‘Sir, I can’t wait for that day to come.’”
Over the weekend, Trump’s July 4 festivities in the nation’s capital drew billions of algae.
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It'll be a pimple on the ass of President Reagan's.
It'll not have the decency of President Carter's.
It will have trash.
And, sadly for me, it'll have that lingering scent of waste---- where some marvelous platform items got perverted and exploited, and lost America's *one* chance at righting certain ships.
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It'll be a pimple on the ass of President Reagan's.
Maybe he will have it while he is alive, so he can bask in the attention?
Steve
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Maybe he will have it while he is alive, so he can bask in the attention?
No, because that would turn out to be the largest gathering of Americans in a hundred years who would wish him “God speed” on his way.
“Go home, now!
Go home, now!”
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Ok that was funny :) And honestly? I can't 100% say it won't happen.
