No. of Recommendations: 16
What an embarrassing bust.
when all is said and done, should any of us really be surprised that the guy who failed at running a real estate empire, and failed at running casinos, and failed at running an airline, and failed at running a football team, and failed at running an economy, and failed at fighting a pandemic, and failed as a president, and failed as a human being, has now failed at putting on a dictator parade? Tiedrich
No. of Recommendations: 0
The good part is a tiny part of your national debt was added to.
For that.
Haha
No. of Recommendations: 5
Borowitz:
But here’s the shocking part: Trump’s only actual talent—a knack for putting on a TV show—failed him horribly.
Here’s how John Ismay of the New York Times described what will go down in history as the most tedious military parade ever:
“Overall this was a pretty listless and low-energy parade and crowd. People wearing Trump paraphernalia far outnumbered those wearing Army hats and shirts from what I could see. There were no speakers along the parade route, so spectators couldn’t hear whatever was being broadcast by the announcers closer to the reviewing stand.”
Shorter version: sad trombone.
It was an excruciatingly boring slog. Melania fell asleep. Shit, Trump fell asleep. You know you’ve created a snooze fest when the most alert-looking dude in the audience is Pete Hegseth.
No. of Recommendations: 12
Check my math:
10,000 attended
$45,000,000 cost.
Works out to $4,500 per person
Yeah I can find a better entertainment value just about anwhere.
