The right knows they screwed the pooch when their anti-abortion dog caught the SCOTUS car. It's motivating young voters, females, RINOs, indies like nobody has ever seen.

What to do if you're a QOP strategist? Create a new cause du jour, an enemy of America around which you can rally the 'vangies, the deplorables, racists, bigots, MAGAts.

Et, Voila: TRANS PEOPLE ARE COMING TO GROOM YOUR CHILDREN! LGBTQTABCXYZ IS THE ENEMY!! PRONOUNS ARE A CHINESE PLOT TO DESTROY AMERICA!!

Bigots were ordered to boycott one of their traditional brewskis. What could be a stronger statement of hatred than boycotting a brew that's a fave of the hard-workin' American man?

But uh oh.... Turns out somebody forgot to 'follow the money' before loading the USS Bigot with anti-pronoun warheads.

SS Bigot, this is your XO speaking...... ""So here's the deal. Anheuser-Busch totally sh*t the bed with this Dylan Mulvaney thing. I'm not, though, for destroying an American, an iconic company for something like this..... "When I actually look into it, I'm not gonna blame the whole company for the inaction or the stupidity of someone in a marketing campaign that got woke as hell."

All engines full astern! Prepare to deploy lifeboats for all that Bud Lite in warehouses.