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I'm kind of disappointed in King Trump.
He's not very good at hoaxes.
He's way too transparent. Stream of consciousness. Direct, constant communication with everyone via social media.
No cut outs.
No using foreign or domestic intelligence or law enforcement services (they're all against him anyway) or law firms or campaign organizations to create a hazy cloud of uncertainty and disinformation as a justification for doing whatever it is he wants to do.
I mean, even Chris "Never Met a Greasy Cheeseburger I Didn't Demolish" Christie managed to evade responsibility for the NJ Bridgegate scandal. He did it by having concentric rings of flunkies and I guess, never being direct and never putting anything in writing.
Same with Hillary and the whole Russia Russia Russia/Steele Dossier/Alfa Bank etc. etc. hoax.
Same with Comey.
Nixon bombing Cambodia, etc. etc.
W. Bush/Cheney and that little Iraq dust-up.
MSB and his little bone-sawing jihadi "journalist" cousins of international arms dealers thingie.
The whole Venezuela things like Trump was taking a 3:00 a.m. huge dump after eating a sack of White Castles and when he had cleared his mind sufficiently, decided to "do something" about the Venezuelan drug cartels and/or Maduro.
Then he went and did it and told everyone he was doing it. Bragged about it, even.
Big. Mistake.
This guy never watched "Mission Impossible"? Either the original T.V. show or the Tom Cruise movie franchise?
He never watched the Godfather or any mob movies or organized crime dramas?
No "Goodfellas"? Everyone calls Trump a Mafia godfather type but he sure doesn't operate like one.
What about Tom Clancy stuff? I remember, I think it was "Clear and Present Danger" the one with Harrison Ford and Willem Dafoe. The President was that old dude who starred in a movie about a talking pig, I think anyway.
C'mon man.
You know that must be it. Trump never had alcohol, never smoked, never had drugs.
He probably never consumed very much pop culture before his own reality show and that was kind of different anyway.
He probably never read any John LeCarre or Ian Fleming stuff.
He was probably all business all the time and when he wasn't doing business stuff he was perving on barely legal teenagers.
Trump is no darn good at skullduggery.
