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I think if Trump can get someone to loan him money, he will. And then he won't pay it back. What's "Dog the Bounty Hunter" going to do? Take on the Secret Service? He'd lose.
Look, this is a Stephen King short story, only has to sketchily deal with reality. Trump is convicted, evades the Secret Service and heads out for Russia via Mexico first on the advice of an Oath Keeper. So you can have a crazy run around Latin America as his Henchman aid, Klatu, continuously helps him evade Dog, played by Nicholas Cage. Dog is incredibly savvy, and a master of disguise and lingo. In the end Trump thinks he's made it into Saudi Arabia and laughs at Dog, but in reality he's in Djibouti, and Dog herds them onto the US Military base there, where Trump is captured. Now to somehow weave in a malevolent being.