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I heard this a long time ago, but it came up on a social media feed and I still chuckled, so:

A minister is walking down the street and comes upon a little girl with a box full of kittens.

“Oh my, what do you have there?”

“It’s a box full of Christian kittens,” the little girl replies.

Beaming with satisfaction, the minister continues on his walk.

A week later he’s in the same area and sees the same little girl with the same box of kittens.

“Oh my, it’s the little girl with Christian kittens!” He exclaims.

“Oh no, they’re atheist kittens now”, she replies.

Taken aback he asks “Why is that?”

She replies “Because now their eyes are open.”

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