No. of Recommendations: 6
Truth Social: Today I am declaring a National Scallops Day to celebrate an action taken by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) that will open up the Northern Edge of Georges Bank to Scallops Fishing, fulfilling the dream to our Great Fishermen who were so badly treated by the Obama and Biden Administrations, and by the Country of Canada. That will mean millions more pounds of beautiful Wild Scallops a year on the kitchen table of Americans, and more Jobs in Norfolk, Virginia, Cape May, New Jersey, New Bedford, Massachusetts, and essentially all parts of the East Coast. This is in addition to freeing up a massive area off the East Coast for our Great Lobster Fishermen, and others (An Environmental Monument declared by Barack Hussein Obama and Sleepy Joe Biden, that I terminated!), and a half a million square miles of the beautiful Pacific Ocean, where every country was allowed to fish except for our Great American Fishermen! I have opened up the Oceans, Rivers, Lakes, and Seas to our Fishermen, and freed them from ridiculous Environmental restrictions that allowed other countries to take advantage of the United States’ Waters under Barack Hussein Obuma, Sleepy Joe Biden, and the Dumocrats. It is my Great Honor to have done so because I am the Fishermen’s Friend — GO OUT AND VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE MIDTERMS, BECAUSE IF THE COMMUNISTS GET IN, YOU’LL NEVER FISH AGAIN! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Jul 02, 2026, 11:48 AM
No, it’s not in “The Onion”
No. of Recommendations: 2
What about whaling? Whaling is an American tradition. Anyone against whaling hates America!
/sarcasm
Steve
No. of Recommendations: 12
What about whaling? Whaling is an American tradition. Anyone against whaling hates America!
"Ahab. Great guy. Loved Trump. Always treated me very very well. And that white whale? A lot of people are saying he was actually Hispanic. Very bad hombre. "
No. of Recommendations: 1
What about whaling? Whaling is an American tradition. Anyone against whaling hates America!
/sarcasm
Make Mystic Seaport Great Again!
No. of Recommendations: 6
What about whaling? Whaling is an American tradition. Anyone against whaling hates America!
“Ahab was treated very very badly by Moby Dick, who I like to call Moby Dumocrat, but if I'm being perfectly honest, I like guys who didn’t have their leg bit off.”
