Today, Pedo Don had a grandma deliver his McDonald's Door Dash order to the White House for a staged photo op -- grandma was from Arkansas, one helluva drive -- but what in the hell was he celebrating? A grandmother forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire and has to pay for her husband's cancer treatment isn't much of a flex, is it?

PEDO DON: “I think you voted for me?”

DOOR DASH GRANDMA: “Uhhh… maybe.”

PEDO DON: “Do you think men should play in women's sports?”

DOORDASH DRIVER: “I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.”

Umm, Pedo Don cut healthcare for Door Dash grandma’s husband’s cancer treatments in order to pay for “No Tax on Tips.”

Me, I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment, but I'm not a republican.