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Author: ges 🐝  😊 😞
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Subject: Xi and Putin reach agreement...
Date: 05/18/26 10:01 AM
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Xi and Putin Reach Agreement on Joint Ownership of Trump

BEIJING (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a landmark deal, on Monday Presidents Xi Jinping of China and Vladimir Putin of Russia inked an agreement to jointly own Donald J. Trump.

According to sources familiar with the deal, the two leaders crafted a timeshare arrangement under which each will have the right to use Trump when the other is not.

Putin and Xi scooped up Trump at a bargain price since they acquired him in distressed or “as is” condition, sources said.

Both presidents were reportedly offered joint ownership of Eric Trump but passed.
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Author: EchotaBaaa   😊 😞
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Subject: Re: Xi and Putin reach agreement...
Date: 05/18/26 10:02 AM
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Indeed.

But they owned you and your country --well before Trump came along and they'll own it more after he's gone.

:)

Haha


PS: Admit, you don't mind China.
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