No. of Recommendations: 5
Yeh, sure. It seems that in addition to being sycophantic yes men and women, Trumps appointees also need to be able to lie as blithely as he does.
here’s a cool, super-legal thing that’s been going on. Donny’s storm troopers have been rounding up migrants, herding them onto military planes, and flying them into Gitmo in the dead of night. hey — does that sound like a violation of due process to you?
let’s ask our new Homeland Security Director, who, when not aerating recalcitrant puppies, apparently doubles as an authority on constitutional law.
Noem: “that’s just bull. I just wish they would grow up and really recognize what we’re doing here. of course we’re giving due process to migrants ... I watched a planeload of people unload at Gitmo that were pedophiles.”
you watched a planeload of … pedophiles? okay, how did you know that? who determined their guilt? did they have a lawyer? were they in a courtroom, presided over by a judge? did they appear before a jury? because that’s what due fucking process is, you ninny. not herding them onto planes and sending them to fuckity-bye-bye land, never to be heard from again.
by the way, late last night, a judge was all oh hell no, haven’t you assholes ever read the Constitution? and put a hold on this bullshit.
The decision from Judge Kenneth Gonzales of the U.S. District Court for the District of New Mexico came in response to a request for a temporary restraining order filed by the Center for Constitutional Rights (CCR) and other advocacy organizations on behalf of three Venezuelan men currently being held in U.S. immigration detention in New Mexico.
but Kristi Noem wasn’t done tormenting us. after her Fox segment was over, she showed up on CNN.
hey, I’ll bet Kristi has something to say about unelected President Space Nazi setting his teenage DOGE incels loose to steal all our personal data — and I’ll bet it’s super fucking incoherent.
Dana Bash: “I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data.”
Noem: “well, we can’t trust the government anymore.”
Bash: “you are the government.”
Noem: “yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
hello, what did she just say? that we can’t trust her? Noem goes on to explain that it’s ok for the Space Nazi to root around in all your personal shit, because Dear Leader says it’s ok.
hmm, why don’t I feel reassured by that? what exactly is Kristi’s point? no, you can’t trust the government. but also yes, you can. look, just trust us that you can trust us.
words — how the fuck do they work? Tiedrich
No. of Recommendations: 2
does that sound like a violation of due process to you?
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Not at all if they have already been to court and issued a deportation order by the Judge. Do you have a problem with that?
Sorry ges, it wasn't til O got to the profanity that I realized I wasting my time on Turdrich.
