EchotaSheeple:

“You could get them back but the thing is, you don't respect them as individuals and Americans and they smell that. You can barely tolerate them.

Because - your are intolerant.”

I confess. The reason Donelon Muskrump is president is all my fault. Entirely my fault. I am intolerant of MAGA people. Therefore, I am responsible for the results of the 2024 election. The fact that MAGA people are intolerant of me is meaningless. Doesn’t impact anything. But because of my intolerance, it’s all my fault. 100%.

While I’m in the mood, I have a couple of other confessions.

I am also intolerant of the Stegosaurus. This 3-4 ton animal had a brain the size of a lemon. Which, interestingly enough, would qualify them to be part of the MAGA crowd. But my intolerance of the Stegosaurus led to the deaths of all the dinosaurs. I feel really bad because I served with Velociraptor. I knew Velociraptor. Velociraptor was a friend of mine. But Velociraptor, you were no T-Rex.

Further, I am intolerant of the Andromeda Galaxy. I just can’t stand it. I despise it. And, because of my intolerance, the Andromeda Galaxy is coming straight towards us and it will crash into our Milky Way Galaxy in a mere 4.5 billion years. And yes, I take full blame and responsibility.

Again, my apologies to all. Everything bad that has or will occur is my fault because of my intolerance.

Anyone know a good therapist?