Subject: Re: Our Psychotic, Demented President
Because time is different on the ethereal plane, Rob Reiner and Donald Trump arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time.

St. Peter: What did you do in your life to improve your fellow human's lives, to bring people joy?

Rob Reiner: I think that I made some movies that made people happy for a short while during their brief lives.

SP: Can you name some? We don't have a lot of time to spend watching movies here. We're pretty busy what with all the wars, famines, and disease on Earth.

RR: I directed The Princess Bride, ...

SP: INCONCEIVABLE!!! And yes, I know what that means, and yes it is not really inconceivable since everyone alive eventually shows up here. But I never will have another chance to say that to you. We all love that movie! Welcome home, Rob.

RR: But, I'm Jewish.

SP: Yep, so was I. Hell, so was the big Kahoona's kid.

SP: (Turning to Donald Trump) And how about you? What did you do in your life to improve your fellow human's lives, to bring people joy?

DT: I spent time with some Puerto Ricans tossing them paper towels after a hurricane. I laughed so they must have been happy too.

SP: ... and ...

DT: I gave billions in tax cuts, and people like me were overjoyed to get them.

SP: ... and ...

DT: Everyone I partied with at Jeffery's ...

SP: Stop! (A great maw opens up between DT and SP.) Luci, we've got one for you.