Subject: Re: ICE Agents Sold This Kid's iPhone
I will be happy to answer why Marco hasn't signed up for ICE:

I do not feel that it would be an optimal use of my time (even for a $50,000 sign up bonus etc.) to take a job where I am being constantly stalked by radical leftist lesbian Mad Max/Marge Simpson Canyonero-driving murderous child-neglecting Karens whose only goal in life is to try to catch me off guard and run me over with their SUV--while their equally daft lesbian partner/enabler/co-conspirators are actively cheering them on while attempting to film my demise for social media likes from you losers.

Understand?