Subject: Re: Breaking eggs
Wrap your ring and little fingers around the bottom half of the egg pressing it against your palm, wrap your pointy and second finger around the top half secured against your thumb. Crack the egg and then separate the two halves by lifting the top half away from the bottom half until the egg drops out of the shell.

I’m willing to try it, but I’m willing to give 2:1 that I end up with a fist full of yoke and possibly a cut from egg shell.

No that wouldn’t be the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, but if Mrs. Goofy is around at the time it’d be a close second.