Subject: Re: An Open Letter
If you want to display the NYT, the WSJ, or USA Today, that’s one thing. But please take this generation’s Völkischer Beobachter off the counter.

I’d like a reply at your convenience, please. I (and my family) have more trips coming up. - sutton

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Dear Mr Sutton, we are sorry you are so thin skinned. All of the other quests either take a copy of Epoch or don't but either way don't get triggered the way you have. We cannot guarantee that you won't see other things on our property that may upset you delicate sensibilites and suggest that you consider alternate arrangements for your future travels.

Signed,

most normal people.