Subject: Trump Today: I'm Going to Russia on Friday
At his "I'm going full-throttle fascist because crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low" press briefing this morning, Mad King Donald said he didn't want to have to rescue cities run by the democrats because he's going to Russia on Friday to meet with his BFF Vlady.

Umm, he's going to Alaska.

If former president Biden had said that, the press would be riding him out of office on a rail.