Subject: Trump to Iowa Voters: Die for Me
Campaigning in Iowa today, Orange Jesus told his cult that even if they were seriously ill, to brave the -20 degree temperature and vote for him in tomorrow's caucuses... and if they die, it'll be a good thing.

TRUMP: "You can’t sit home. If you’re sick as a dog, even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it."

Hallelujah.

But it's not a death cult.