Subject: Re: TACO
I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug.

So much corruption!

Clearly what this administration needs to do is to get rid of all the pesky Surveillance Analysts. Better yet, get rid of the SEC entirely!

And the MAGA faithful somehow believe that Trump, his family and cronies, really care about THEM? It's so fucking sad.