Subject: Re: Now we find out…
Just a sidenote and a warning:

Tanning your testicles may actually increase your chances of infertility.

That’s why God gave you a ballsack- so you could dangle those puppies at a temperature below the 98.6 degrees of your abdomen.

It’s also why your scrotum shrinks in cold weather.

But y’ll obviously know better, so tan away, MAGA!

For the health and sanity of the next generation, tan away! And be sure to move that UV source close to your groin. It works better that way.