Subject: An Open Letter
Dear elected leaders:

So far today, I have:
- reset the clocks I missed yesterday
- presented multiple insurance cards to my dermatologist front office to be allowed in to have my semiannual Freeze Old Person Spots
- done at least one imperial-to-metric conversion in my head
- spent an hour filling out tax forms to report to you information you already have
- and it's not noon yet

All of these could should have been fixed a generation ago. Or two.

Any particular reason any of you should keep your jobs?

Asking for a friend, or maybe my grandchildren

--sutton
(I mean, in addition to all of the obvious.)