Subject: Re: Hegseth Was Target Engagement Authority
I can see it in the future.

WWE Antiques Road Show Smackdown!

Announcer: Tonight two of the descendants of President Donald J. Trump, who pardoned himself and all his descendants in perpetuity, will be word salad wrestling each other to settle the case they brought before the SCOTUS for ownership of the desk that has been missing from the Whites Only House for at least 250 years. Donalda Cartier Vulvina Trump will be challenging Donaldina Lamborghini Areola Trump for the Resolute Desk. The loser will be the first person to string together 5 words in a combination that makes sense that isn't an order at a McDonalds or who goes more than 5 words without mentioning the name Biden or Obama.

Trump descendants, are you ready to BUMBLE!?!