Subject: Re: Birth Citizenship?
Surely, a baby doesn't have to fall out of a mother lying on the bare ground and hit bare U.S. soil to count! 😊 (Oh, noes! I hope I didn't give a certain orange toddler any bright ideas!)

He won't--because that would suddenly classify MOST "natural born US citizens" as NOT being US citizens. Spankee did NOT hit "bare US soil" when born, so he would NOT be a US citizen given such a declaration--and he could NOT be President as a consequence.