Subject: History or Political Science Teaching
So what are some keys to winning elections in years gone by?

There you go again.

I'm paying for this microphone.

Morning in America.

49 out of 50 states.

Willie Horton ads. Card carrying member of ACLUE.

It's the economic stupid.

Compassionate Conservative.

Hope and Change!

And then........

Bad Hombres. Rapists. Little Marco. Lying Ted. Hand size. YMCA dance gone viral. Shitting on desks in the Capitol. Dogs and cats. Felony convictions mugshots.

Student: Did that last one lose big?

Teacher: No. Um. He won.





LOLOLOLol you 401K Bubble Dwellers. Why won't you even entertain that it is your fault?