Subject: An Open Letter
Dear National Charities That I Never Donate To:

You haven't recently been sending me my free gift of return address labels.

I do still write a few paper checks each month, y'know. Demographically, that makes me a lonely old person who is a soft touch for puppies &c (and who certainly won't be using the inter-net to read your Forms 990).

Please get on this. I'm almost out.

--sutton