Subject: “Bill Pulte Fucks Only The Young”
Bill Pute, the current director of national intelligence, is a guy who two years ago proudly received a trophy declaring “Bill Pulte Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused complete with dildo slaps) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt.

PULTE: "I like it, only the young."

After reading this you might think so, but no, you are not having a stroke.