Subject: Re: Our national assisted suicide
WASHINGTON—In a historic outcome that promised to halt the rising scourge of the United States in its tracks,
America has defeated America at the ballot box.
After 248 years of tense and often divisive conflict, we can finally say, that the nation turned out at the polls and delivered a decisive death blow to the nation.
The message was loud and clear:
We are sick and tired of our country, and we want it to end.

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