Subject: Trump blithers at World Economic Forum
Trump, the narcissist believes he is a genius and that every word that spews from his piehole is pure wisdom. And how he hates it when others see him for what he is.

Thanks Jeff Tiedrich.

Elderly Golfer blithers incoherently in speech to the World Economic Forum

it was one thing for Candidate Donny to have never had any clue what he was gibbering about. who gives a shit if the confused old dotard has no idea how tariffs work, when he’s only speechifying to the cultists.

but now he’s President Donny, and his speeches are in front of world leaders — and he’s embarrassing the shit out of our country, while making a damned fool of himself at the same time.

what was supposed to be a speech about economics quickly devolved into a litany of Donny’s well-worn grievances about the transgenders, and all the other crazypants shit that pinballs around his worm-ravaged brain — and it was incoherent as fuck.

“beautiful young people are being shot in the battlefield. you know, the bullet, very flat land as I said. and the bullet goes, there’s no, there’s no hiding, and the bullet, the only thing gonna stop the bullet is a human body. and you have to see — I’ve seen pictures.”

what in the actual fuck? from what fever swamp is Donny getting this hallucination? where is this flat land from which there is no hiding from bullets — even if you are a beautiful young soldier?

Donny’s seen pictures. are these soldiers — not just young and beautiful, but big and strong, their massive biceps riddled with bullet holes — are they coming up to Donny with tears in their eyes, and going ‘sir! sir! the ground is so flat and there’s nothing to hide behind. we’re so tired of getting shot. can’t you send us to Greenland instead? they have all kinds of rocks and shit. sir!’

above all, what does this have to do with the World Economic Forum?

hey, remember Russia’s war on Ukraine, and how it ended on Day One of Donny’s presidency, just by the sheer force of Dear Leader’s will? that was pretty awesome, wasn’t it?

oh wait, actually we don’t remember any of that shit, because (spoiler alert!) it didn’t fucking happen — despite Donny’s constant bragging during the campaign about how it would.

but look — it’s not Donny’s fault that it the war hasn’t ended. nothing is ever Donny’s fault. he would have ended the war, but OPEC and Saudi Arabia have been treating him very unfairly.

“and I’m also going to ask Saudi Arabia and OPEC to bring down the cost of oil. you gotta bring it down, which frankly I’m surprised they didn’t do before the election. they didn’t show a lot of love by them not doing that. I was a little surprised by that. if the price came down, the Russia-Ukraine war would end immediately. right now, the price is high enough that that war will continue. you gotta bring down the oil price, you’re gonna end that war. they should have done it long ago. they’re very responsible, actually, to a certain extent, for what’s taken place. millions of lives are being lost. with oil prices going down, I’ll demand that interest rates drop immediately, and likewise they should be dropping all over the world.”

look how quickly “I will end this war” becomes “why didn’t you end this war?” so unfair of Saudi Arabia not to “show a lot of love” by doing Dear Leader’s bidding.

and how humiliating is this? Donny’s now whining to Putin — via a social media post — that it’s so unfair of him not to end his war.