Subject: lol@ukraine
LOL so the warmonger bedwetting slave trading colonizing World Warring Europeans are talking to Ukraine about officially being adopted by America- the superior place to Europe and Europe's Big Brother and Owner and Keeper.

Ukraine - all you are to EU is a further guarantee that the Big Dog will protect them from Putin....or better yet one day when Russia is almost majority Muslim with a nice nuke arsenal (I may revert to Islam if that happens. We're all born Muslims, remember that - so it's not converting. It's reverting but I digress)

So enjoy the ride. Be yet another 2nd class citizen on. the Mayflower.

Ask the East Germans, they'll tell you.

LOL

Damn you Putin. Why didn't you have it together. You could've seriously gone further. But America - thanks to Reagan, defense buildups, and superior market capitalism and superior FOSSIL FUEL reserves.....can still take you. And you know it.

Ugh, I share your pain dude.