Subject: Another Day, Another Diaper-Load
"..look at Emmanuel Macron, cool, collected, one hand casually in his pocket. Macron is pretty much the James Bond of world leaders. I mean, you can easily imagine him going ‘un martini. secoué, pas remué.’

meanwhile, Donny fails to achieve his trademark asinine alpha-fucknut handshake. instead, he basically grips Macron’s hand for dear life so he doesn’t topple over. and the dozy bastard can barely keep his eyes open.

how the fuck do you fall asleep while shaking someone’s hand? it’s so embarrassing." —Jeff Tiedrich