Subject: Re: Where’s Jerry Lewis?
Thanks for the laughs. Without humor, what would we do?

This is more boring than a Jerry Lewis Marathon and almost as maudlin.

Is that really Mike Johnson or did they replace him with a Mike Johnson bobble head?

Thank God my hearing aid batteries went dead.

Suicide lines must be ringing off the hook.

If I had a dollar for every lie even I could balance the budget.

Ok, back to something exciting like watching grass grow.