Subject: Re: Abrego-Garcia is back in the US!
dear MAGA and doge,
why are you bringing this very dangerous man back to america, where no passport-carrying citizen of a certain flavor has ever committed a crime? i swear, the next time any hispanic person commits a crime, its all because you have encouraged this and you need to self-report to your local law enforcement for aiding and abetting.

and doge, how much has this roundtrip adventure, foreign bribery, and court-time cost taxpayers?

yes, yes, we know immigrant drama always gets the highest entertainment rating from the gop.