Subject: Re: Go Exxon Go Chevron
ExxonMobil is preparing to award Donald Trump a Peace Prize, a gesture that redefines both "peace" and "prize" in one spectacular act of corporate poetry!

BTW,
Are we great again yet?
If not, please let me know the precise moment we hit peak greatness.
I’d like to schedule a fireworks display, iron my flag cape, and pet a bald eagle.
Until then, I’ll be standing by with my hand over my heart.
Yours in freedom,
A deeply concerned patriot.