Subject: Hillbilly Eulogy
Did you hear the one about the conniving little serpent who:

Pretended to be a populist while fronting for a fascist billionaire

Demeaned and dismissed his own wife's religious beliefs

Pretended to become a Catholic because he figured it would cement his climb to the summit,

and then...

Decided it would be a winning strategy idea to take on the first homegrown U.S. of A. pope—one of the most popular figures on planet earth—to try to stay on the suckup side of his despised dementia-ridden clown of a boss?

Wonder whatever happened to that little dipshit after he came out the other side of the buzzsaw?