Subject: Re: Colorado Gift
Dope1: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless...This Colorado thing was wrong on 50 levels, but I don't expect Non-Player Characters to understand that...America is weaker today because of you and your fellow travelers.

You Trump cultists are clueless.

Section 3 of the 14th Amendment says: "No person shall ... hold any office, civil or military, under the United States ... who, having previously taken an oath ... as an officer of the United States ... to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.”

Addressing his fellow insurrections by announcing to the world, "We love you, you’re very special," sure sounds like "comfort," doesn't it?

And please explain to this Non-Player Character, where are the words "indicted for a crime" or "convicted of a crime" in the amendment?

While you may want this to be a "criminal" matter, it is not; this is a constitutional matter in the same way that impeachment is a constitutional matter. Impeachment does not require indictment or conviction and neither does the 14th amendment.