Subject: Re: Can'r even do dinner
Honestly, the guy seems very rational and dare I say compassionate, apologizing for hurting anyone he wasn't directly targeting and going so far as to use buckshot instead of slugs to minimize the possibility of accidental casualties caused by bullets going through walls.

Rational? Compassionate?

He was planning to assassinate the president and other political figures, but gosh, I sure hope no one else gets hurt.

Dude, he’s freaking insane.