Subject: Half time show
Seen: The irony. Half time snacks include tacos, quesadillas, guacamole dip, Margaritas, Dos Equis, tequila shots, various cervezas. But, nope, can’t have you speaking Spanish.

Personally my preferences for half time will be 1) Super Bowl, 2) Toilet bowl, 3) Puppy Bowl, 4-thru-3278) Anything else, 3279) Kid Rock and MAGA Masturbation bowl, 3280) Suicide.