Subject: Re: Loser of the month: marco100
Hi Very Stable Cow Pie,

I gratefully accept your award of Loser of the Month.

In return, I would appreciate if you could restrain yourself from pleasuring yourself every time you read one of my posts.

If you find that impossible, I hear Costco is having a Black Friday sale on paper products including Kleenex. You might save a lot of money if you check that out.