Subject: Trump Announces TrumpRx Website!
Great News:
Trump Announces TrumpRx Website For Prescription Drugs.
Through a new website called TrumpRx, drug manufacturers will sell prescription medicines directly to consumers, insurance will not be accepted.

MAGA Voters weigh in:
"Thanks, but the pills I buy from the guy in the HobbyLobby parking lot are already pretty cheap." ~Wilton

"I’ve fallen for too many of Trumps scams to not fall for this one also." ~Dope

"I worry Trump will think less of me once he learns about all the medications I’m on." ~HCVegas